The Fake Musings of Craig Finn

To continue with the HS love-fest, for those of you who appreciate Craig Finn's sometimes off-message lyrics, someone has set up a fake Twitter with fake verses, and theyre pretty dead on. My favorites below:

Your whiskey breath makes those lies smell sweeter / let's put on a show in this empty theaterless than a minute ago via webKnockoff Craig Finn
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She said this country's getting smaller / and it's probably a good thing / 'cause the one thing she don't do is long distanceless than a minute ago via webKnockoff Craig Finn
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