Questions Answered

1) What time is it there?
It's 5:18AM on Monday August 29th, give or take, depending upon Daylight Savings. Kidding, we're 6 hours behind you on the East Coast. So if it's noon in NYC, its 6AM here.

2) Whats the weather like?
It rains every night, finishes by about 8AM, then its 85 all day. But it's not too hot, because there's a very pleasant humidity in the air. Not the North East humidity that makes you feel like you're covered in latex, but a cooling, healthy humidity. It also sets us up for the best sunsets I've ever seen:

3) What's with the roosters?
Apparently, a big hurricane in 1992 hit Kaua'i directly, and it broke open a ton of chicken coops. They escaped, eventually became wild, and with no natural predator, they flourished. Some say that they may have come from cock-fighting roosters, which is why they are so resilient in the wild. Like this guy, who I assume is Little Yerry's cousin:

4) How is it going?
Awesome. Pretty, pretty awesome.

5) Have you learned to surf yet?
No. It's kind of expensive actually. Still debating if it's going to happen, since I'll most likely not even be able to get up.

6) Have you had poi yet?
No! We can't find it on any menu. It's crazy. I might have to buy a bag of it from the grocery store and make it myself.

7) What's in a Mai Tai?
It varies. But usually: light rum, a dark rum floater, orange curaçao, pineapple/orange/guava juice, and a pineapple/maraschino cherry garnish. Sun and sand are optional.

8) How are the scripts coming?
What are you, my editor? Lay off; they're coming along fine, ok?

9) How's Blondie doing at work?
She's killing it. I get to listen to her yell at people every morning on conference calls. Don't mess with her installations.

10) When are you coming back?
Never. And by that I mean next Tuesday.

is that a tan? no, i guess not. but it's close