Then who's having sex with the hen??

A few videos for your Thursday morning/afternoon.

First, I woke up to Dr. Noisewater this morning:

we're getting dangerously close to a rooster-only blog.

Secondly, starting as an offhand comment during an epic GChat, The Stame "uncovered" this timeless gem from the comedy vault:

And a final thought: Blondie and I have limited TV choices here at night (local Hawaiian TV is unintentionally hilarious, but that's a whole other post), so we're working our way through Hulu, Netflix Watch Instantly, and her DVD collection on my laptop. Last night, we took in the cinematic tour-de-force known as "Cocktail." My God it's awful. But did Elisabeth Shue ever looked hotter than in that movie? BTTF and Leaving Las Vegas pale in comparison. That waterfall scene is one for the books:

And why the hell are our two favorite shows out there right now, Top Chef and Mad Men, not on Hulu/any official websites? I'm resorting to these Nordic Bootleg sites to watch, and it makes me feel like a pirate (and not the good kind). To help my sanity, feel free to send/email any movies/shows you have ripped for iTunes. I can only watch so much Intergalactic Commander Cruise before weeping.