Commentary: The Inauguration

Higgs, Burger, KA and I gchatted during the inauguration. Enjoy:
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HIGGS: imagine if barack just took off in the other direction
"FUCK IT!!" (takes off in a full sprint)

TML: before he walks out, i imagine him lying on the ground ala rod tidwell
"no no, wait, just let me enjoy this for one minute"

HIGGS: he's saving that for the walk back to the white house

KA: somebody give rick warren the hook

HIGGS: rick warren really went down hill since home improvement ended

TML: ARETHA!

HIGGS: cheney is melting.

TML: i had no idea there was a second verse

KA: this is news to me

HIGGS: Red, don't you have this hat that aretha is wearing?

TML: i do. i lent it to her. i feel like im not getting it back though

KA: here we go, SMILIN' JOE

TML: $20 he points at someone after he's done with the oath

HIGGS: look at cheney...he starts to fade like marty mcfly at the end of BTTF

TML: He is Old Man Potter

BURGER: why is joe buck not calling this?

KA: john williams, unexpected

TML: i bet he wins an oscar for this

KA: and tae diggs on the clarinet?

HIGGS: barack's wikipedia page is updated already. they're jumping the gun. those bastards.

TML: no, he becomes president at noon regardless, oath or no oath, according to brian williams...who is always right

HIGGS: welcome to the new america. i just did a standing o in my apt all by myself.

BURGER: higgs just jerked off into a sock

HIGGS: wait. his middle name is HUSSEIN!! I WANT MY VOTE BACK!!

TML: man he is a stringbean

HIGGS: I wonder if Martin Luther King Jr. dreamed that the first black president would be a half-white Hawaiian metrosexual.

TML: He did, they found a text from 1960 in which he exactly prosthelytized this

BURGER: He also predicted aliens to arrive on earth in 2012 and destoy the planet

TML: At the end of his speech: "Oh and by the way, the BCS is toast"

KA: i cannot believe this man doing the benediction is a real person

TML: this guy is like a Disney-ized personificationan of an old hounddog

HIGGS: seriously. i think he's 200 years old.

TML: he did the benediction for lincoln, thats why barack wanted him

BURGER: AMEN

HIGGS: why is feinstein the MC of this whole shindig?

TML: because shes a handsome woman

HIGGS: that's one of my favorite euphemisms.

TML: its so backhanded

HIGGS: very snide.

TML: bush seems VERY happy

HIGGS: he can't wait to get the shit outta there. i'm surprised he didn't tunnel out last night.

TML: and throw up a big "PEACE, WE OUTTA HERE" sign and bolt back to texas

HIGGS: imagine if bush did 'pressed ham' as marine 1 was taking off.

TML: jesus. now all these people have to get out of the mall.

HIGGS: Taxi!